Allergic to Life, an ongoing series, starring me:
One of the most wretched, enervating experiences of adulthood is the fact that we constantly have to try to sell ourselves. I’ve always hated competing and I’ve always hated myself, so you can just imagine how this makes me feel all the time.
At the very least, let’s just say it makes me want to go bathe in that chocolate river from Willy Wonka’s factory.
