That one girl totally wants you to hit on her at the bar. It is a bar, isn’t it? If not, maybe we can meet up at the cafe?
Non-writers just don’t get it, am I right?
Everyone drinks and does drugs. Everyone.
Road trips, man. They teach you shit.
Don’t worry, Mother will protect you…after she eats you, that is!
Women writers do exist. In abundance. Maybe you should consider publishing them?
There are some stories with non-white characters. There are next to no stories about queer characters (in all the time I’ve been reading submissions, I don’t think I’ve seen a single same-sex relationship).